How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I want her autograph on my taint
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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