I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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