I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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