ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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