but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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