I hope mine doesn't look like that
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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