found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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