he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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