And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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