She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
