i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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