He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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