I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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