I'm pants shitting drunk right now
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
