just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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