They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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