This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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