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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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