Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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