kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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