piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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