Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Green mimosas i think yes
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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