Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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