Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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