it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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