so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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