If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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