at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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