Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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