Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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