Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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