the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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