I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Randomize
