at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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