yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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