Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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