If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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