That's intense
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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