ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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