yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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