My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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