So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
