your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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