I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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