Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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