she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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