Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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