its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She's the barista slut.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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