I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
