wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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