It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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