soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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