good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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