? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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