Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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